FERGIE WANTS "TRIPPY" SEX WITH JIM MORRISON


Black Eyed Peas starlet Stacey Ferguson aka Fergiedreams of having "trippy" sex with late rocker and my best friend's mother's first dessert in bed, Jim Morrison. By dessert in bed, I mean that Jim used to work as a Hagen Daz delivery boy. Lady Ellis of Sephora was PMSing whoreanusly and demanded dulce de leche ASAP, so her fiance Sir Ellis had called Hagen Daz on 74th and Stanley to have it brought over the Castle immediately. Jimmy, as he preferred to be called back then, showed up at Lady Ellis' bedroom door with 14 bars. Poor Jimmy tripped over Regina, Lady Ellis' cat and flew across the room onto the bed. Lady Ellis snatched the first bar and devoured it while Jimmy rubbed his ankle.
Tsk, tsk sicko. What did you think I meant?

*The Brunette* 7/20/2005


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