MISS PIGGY QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"It's important to have strong woman as models for young girls. Moi is a strong, yet fragile creature, a vulnerable but aggressive person."
~Miss Piggy

*The Brunette* 8/31/2005


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SEX WITH TOM JONES = OUCHY!


Cassandra Peterson, the actress behind horror icon Elvia has revealed that she needed stiches after losing her virginity to Tom Jones because he was so well-endowed. She said, "I ended up with a little tearing, a little bleeding and going to the hospital. I had to get stitches."
I'm sorry readers, this was the first article I read while eating breakfast. Some things should be kept undisclosed...

*The Brunette* 8/31/2005


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SALMA HAYEK IS LOVED


And my, isn't she a flexible one!

Salma Hayek's former assistant Elizabeth Bonfanti praises the beautiful star stating,
"As someone who has spent time with her on a personal and professional level, I just wanted to let people know that Salma is truly a woman we should all aspire to be like.

"She's not only exquisite on the outside but a beautiful woman on the inside. ... I consider myself lucky to have worked by her side, and I miss learning from her example."
That's fabulous for Salma! She seems like a sweet, real woman.
(Famed Trash)

*The Brunette* 8/31/2005


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MC HAMMER SAYS PLEASE COMMENT!


After seeing his performance on the MTV Video Music Awards, I have to pay hommage to the funk master whose courage and magnificence shined through his dancing. He's still got it, folks. He's still got it.

*The Brunette* 8/30/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-This weatherman is a tad annoyed. Just a tad.
-Click here to see Joe Simpson sauced with Lil' John. I'm sure he was just preaching the word of the Lord.
-I take it the British don't like it rough.
-Dorothy's ruby slippers are missing and for the last time I DID NOT TAKE THEM!
-Hey! Remember the Carebears? Well, here's one bear who was too sloshed or too hungover to make it to the set!
-Now you can buy the 'P' dropped by Diddy! Hurrah! I guess there's no such thing as an early Christmas present, huh, honey?!

*The Brunette* 8/30/2005


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FERGIE SAYS ARRRRRIBA!


Isn't she a tart! She looks yummy! I'm suddenly craving Key Lime pie...

*The Brunette* 8/30/2005


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HILARY DUFF IS LOVELY!



Say what you will about Miss Duff but me thinks she looks dazzling! Yes, she has lost weight and has gotten bigger teeth, but wow! What a doll! I hope she doesn't go too far in the Olsen-Richie-Marc Anthony diet. We wouldn't want her to disappear!

*The Brunette* 8/30/2005


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JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT TAMALES!


Doesn't she look glam? Now, I'm not usually a jealous one but zing! Am I green-eyed right this minute! The come-hither look she's got going on-loves it! I remember when she got ready at my place for the MTV Video Music Awards and she's all like, "Does this outfit make me look fat?" and I was like, "Hello! You're Jessica frikin' Simpson. You look like my 1994 Happy Holidays Series Barbie. It's just that your dress looks like a cross between a slutty maid and a ship-wrecked whore." And then she's like, "Loves it, bitch!" and then I'm like, "Loves YOU, bitch!".

*The Brunette* 8/30/2005


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BRITNEY SPEARS LIKES TO SCREAM AT 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS



According to Page 6, Britney Spears stormed the set of little sister Jamie Lynn Spears' Nickelodeon show, "Zoey 101," last week and screamed at a 13-year-old co-star who had been feuding with Jamie Lynn — leaving the traumatized tweenster in tears.
According to our on-set snitch: "Britney had the talent coordinator bring [co-star] Alexa Nikolas over to Jamie Lynn's trailer — where she proceeded to scream that Alexa was an 'evil little girl,' and that she had better watch herself or she 'will never work in this town again!' "
The source adds, "Alexa was in tears. She was sobbing and totally upset — I mean, she has been buying Britney CDs since she was 6, and then Britney tears her to pieces? It was totally uncalled for. While Jamie Lynn is the star, Alexa still works there and it is technically her set. And the fight was a petty, 13-year-old thing between Alexa and Jamie Lynn, who is becoming a real pest. Britney should have stayed out of it."
Another source says Jamie Lynn is "a real diva, and is even worse now because she is in the midst of contract negotiations and asking for a lot of money."
A spokeswoman for both Spears sisters says: "Jamie Lynn and another girl on set were having problems, as 13-year-olds do. Britney did have words with the girl, but felt she was sticking up for her sister. She did not yell by any means, she just gave the girl a sisterly talking to and wondered why they just couldn't all get along."
In my opinion, this wouldn't have happened if Britney was happily eating her cheetos. Never mess with a hungry, pregnant woman.

*The Brunette* 8/29/2005


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BEST PARENTS EVER!


Some would argue that it's simply bad parenting. I just think it's pretty darn funny! Click here to watch this clip. Thanks to Hedonistica.

*The Brunette* 8/27/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-Well, we know Tom Cruise is crazy, but this is just over-the-top!
-Zahara Jolie is not an orphan afterall...
-Hilary Duff is cruelty-free! Woohoo!
-No, thank you!

*The Brunette* 8/26/2005


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BURBERRY BRUNETTE'S NEW WARDROBE

I've been working on the new layout just to make it easier for viewing, etc. I'm trying to make it pretty yet convenient. I hope y'all like it but if you don't, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! ;)

*The Brunette* 8/26/2005


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CIARA GOES "OH"!


"My goodies, My goodies, My goodies
Not my goodies!"
For a bigger, high quality picture, click here.

*The Brunette* 8/25/2005


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NO CUP-A-SOUP FOR GWYNETH PALTROW


According to the New York Daily News via The Bosh, when Gwyneth Paltrow spotted a package of instant soup on set of 'Dealbreakers', she asked, "Who eats this stuff?" A member of production admitted that it belonged to his children and Gwyneth was appalled. "I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup," she said. Ok, The first time I ate Kraft Dinner was a year ago at Sir Geordan of Blugrass's palace but that's because he had this brilliant idea that instead of having his chef whip us up a gourmet dinner, he wanted me to feel like a poor girl for once (he says that I'm insensitive sometimes but I tell him I'm just being cute) and made me KD himself. It was the most delicious piece of heaven I've had in ages. Anyhoo,I guess I somewhat understand where Gwynny is coming from. She wants to make sure her Peach, er, Apple is getting the proper nutrition she needs, but to say that she'd rather die? A little extreme.
I forgot to mention that Gwyneth is on a strict Macrobiotic diet which means no pasta, no bread, no sugar, no tomato, no ice cream, no life. She also does yoga like there's no tomorrow, gets accupuncture treatments and smokes. The life of a hippocrite, but she's glam I'll give her that.

*The Brunette* 8/25/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-Click here to see erotic-gay Batman and Robin Watercolour paintings. NSFW.
-Please help Olivia Newton John find her missing boyfriend. The Brunette loves you, Sandy Olsson!
-Woah woah woah! Ashlee Simpson pregnant and having an abortion?
-Bulletproof iPod anyone?

*The Brunette* 8/23/2005


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MISS PIGGY QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs."
~Miss Piggy

*The Brunette* 8/23/2005


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NOW YOU TOO CAN FEEL LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE!

Sky's Showbiz has announced the moment Eva Longoria became a woman. The Desperate Housewives' starlet says she only truly discovered her real sexual self after she got some pruning done in an intimate area.
Yes, she's talking about the eye-watering Brazilian Wax.
"It was when I was 25 or 26," the 30 year-old actress revealed, setting the scene.
"I never waxed or really paid attention to that area. It opened the door to a whole new sexual side of me.
"Getting in touch with your inner sex goddess would begin with the Brazilian wax," the Daily Mirror reports her as saying. And she even went so far as to reveal: "I felt like Angelina Jolie after the Brazilian Wax."
I actually felt like Gisele Bündchen, but to each his own.

*The Brunette* 8/23/2005


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TARA REID IS A SKANK AND FINALLY ADMITS IT

Whatever, close enough. According to , MSN News the 'American Pie' star has long denied going under-the-knife but has now admitted she has had her chest surgically enhanced.
She said: "I mean, everyone does it. I don't know why I'm the one who gets so much attention?"
WHAT?! Not only are you a floozy, but you're also feebleminded. The reason why you get a substantial amount of attention is because you have warped nipples, dude; they're Frankennipples! I feel like I should be tested for an STD just by looking up Tara Reid photos. *shudder*

*The Brunette* 8/23/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-Jude Law takes his kid out for some fresh air.
-A man dies after having sex with a horse. Something to do with a rupture in his colon.
-Britney's having a baby boy and will probably name it Preston.
-Clich here to see candid pictures of Donald Trump in a money-fuelled orgy.
-Another reason to love Kanye West.

*The Brunette* 8/20/2005


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JENNIFER CONNELLY'S SEX LIFE BLOWS GOATS

According to WebIndia, Jennifer likes reading books, chatting on the phone, and internet-shopping while having sex with actor husband Paul Bettany. "I do like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done. If the room's dark enough, I like to do some online shopping."
I have many things to say regarding this.
1)Whatever, I blog AND feed my cats while I have sex.
2)If she has time to shop online during sex, her husband isn't doing it right.
3)If I were her husband, I'd snatch that book right out of her hands, smack it on her head and call her a whore.
4)She was probably making fun of the numskull who asked a stupid question which deserved a stupid answer. And then called the reporter a whore.
5)Hey, at least she can read.

*The Brunette* 8/16/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-I know that weddings aren't cheap and therefore couples must stick to a budget but this is just plain sad.
-Britney Spears gives great oral sex! Yowza!
-In similar news, Kevin Federline prefers to hold his cell phone with his penis. To each his own. Click here and here.
-Ok, they obviously haven't seen my lover, Sir Geordan of Bluegrass's ass.
-Who is the cool girl behind the great iPod ads? Thanks to Liquid Generation for finding out what she looks like.

*The Brunette* 8/16/2005


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MADONNA DIES IN HORSE ACCIDENT


Actually no she didn't die but that would make some headline, wouldn't you say?
What really did happen was that our dear Madge broke a collar bone, a hand as well as cracked three ribs after falling off a horse. She was celebrating her 47th birthday with her husband, film director Guy Ritchie and her two children, Lourdes and Rocco, and was riding a new horse at Ashcombe House (her country estate outside of London). No news if she was wearing the Kabbalah bracelet at the time of her fall.

*The Brunette* 8/16/2005


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THE BRUNETTE SAYS PLEASE COMMENT!

*The Brunette* 8/15/2005


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YOU MESS WITH MY BITCHES, I MESS WITH YOU, BITCH!

Everyone's favourite piece of crap Kimberly Stewart has stepped over the line. In the July issue of Blender magazine, Kimberly "complimented" Jennifer Aniston saying:
"I like her,'cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else. It's not like she's gorgeous or anything." After reading that, Jennifer told Vanity Fair: "It literally ruined my night. I got my feelings very hurt, actually." Kim felt so awful that she sent an apology letter along with flowers.
Ok, this is my opinion, but if anyone is homely it's Kimberly Stewart. She's the fugliest person alive and maybe even dead. I would say the only thing she's good at is spending her daddy's money but Nicole Richie won that contest at the tender age of 11 months.
If you don't believe how repugnant she is click
here or here. Heck, maybe even here.

*The Brunette* 8/15/2005


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JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH!

There's no way I'm falling asleep tonight after this, kiddies. I'm not even posting a picture. The Brunette has seen a myriad of creepy paraphernalia, but this one takes the cake. Take a look for yourself here, but don't say I didn't warn you. I'm serious....

*The Brunette* 8/15/2005


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PARIS HILTON DUMPS TINKERBELL FOR A SMALLER RAT


That's right kids. Paris Hilton has replaced her former chihuahuahuahuahuahua Tinkerbell for a yet smaller one named Bambi. According to NY daily News, "[Paris] only likes them when they're very small, and Tinkerbell got too big,". For the moment, Tinky is living with Kathy Hilton.
When is the bitch going to realize that dogs aren't meant to be stuffed into purses? Dogs were put on this planet to run around, lick people in the face, sh*t all over the floor and smell like anus. Tinkerbell has put up with so much crap that he's better off with some homeless man in Mongolia. If anyone needs to be replaced, it's Parrot Hilton and her hook nose.

*The Brunette* 8/15/2005


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POSH SPICE IS A RETARDED RETARD


Posh Spice Victoria Beckham has never read a book. Ever. "I haven't read a book in my life. I haven't got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines," she states. For the love of God, get this woman a copy of 'Hop on Pop'. What a) cracks me up and b) makes me want to light her vagina on fire, is the fact that she "hasn't enough time". Bologna!! Victoria, you can certainly read at least the first three words of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince when you're waiting for the collagen to set in. You're just waiting for David to cheat on you again, you dumb wench.

*The Brunette* 8/15/2005


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THE GENIUS BEHIND STUPIDITY


Ahh...It turns out someone's behind George Bush's stupidity. Sneaky little fellow! Watch it here This is absolutely hilarious!

*The Brunette* 8/14/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-Woohoo! Angelina Jolie becomes a Cambodian citizen!
-Click here to see Courtney Love as a classy, poised lady.
-I dedicate this to you, Sir Geordan of Bluegrass.
-*whisper*Psst, have you heard of Fergie's Rockin' Adult Diapers? It's the protection you can trust.
-I know this is old, but holy sheet! It's the attack of the killer phalanges!

*The Brunette* 8/12/2005


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INSIDE THE OVAL OFFICE


Bush too, possesses a weapon of mass destruction.

*The Brunette* 8/12/2005


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REPORTER GETS STONED, MAN

Don't know if this is real or not, but it sure is interesting. Watch it here.

*The Brunette* 8/11/2005


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MISS PIGGY QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
~Miss Piggy

*The Brunette* 8/11/2005


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A HOLE IS A HOLE IS A HOLE IS A HOLE


Los Angeles authorities have declared rocker Courtney Love has failed a drug test and violated her probation. Deputy district attorney Gina Satriano says 41-year-old Love failed a drug test when she was hospitalised in July (05) after fainting during a party at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel. Love - who recently announced that she's "clean and sober" at Pamela Anderson's Roast- could also possibly lose custody of her 12-year-old daughter Francis Bean Cobain.
The judge then told her attorney Michael Rosenstein, "(Do) something to solve Love's problem, or we're going to give her a year (in prison)."
Courtney! Where is the love?

*The Brunette* 8/11/2005


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ADAM BRODY DIGGING FOR GOLD

*The Brunette* 8/10/2005


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GHOST PROOF VIDEO

I'd like you to see the ghost video that proves that ghosts are real, but I really don't want you to go through all the registration filthiness that I had to tolerate for five minutes. See, I do care about the rest of the world. As Liza Doolittle would say, "I'm a good girl, I am". Anyway, click here to watch the video. It's about 5 minutes long and will cause a minor myocardial infarction to the faint of heart. Otherwise, you'll still be alive to watch the Miss Teen USA pageant tonight. BOO!

*The Brunette* 8/08/2005


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SUPER SIZE ME-WITH WHISKEY!


Yes, you read it right. It's exactly like the McDonald's documentary, but some guy substitutes the Quarter Pounder for Jack Daniels. It's quite humorous though. Check it out here.

*The Brunette* 8/08/2005


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THE WOOD iPOD


Check it out at ZapWizard.com!

*The Brunette* 8/08/2005


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PETER JENNINGS DIES AT 67


ABC News anchor Peter Jennings died at his home in Manhattan yesterday night. The newsman announced in April he had lung cancer and was beginning chemotherapy. The Toronto-born anchor, who dropped out of high school, has been one of America's most distinguished journalists for over four decades. He joined ABC in 1964 and worked his way up to be a foreign correspondent. "Peter died with his family around him, without pain and in peace. He knew he'd lived a good life," his family said in a statement.
He is survived by his wife, Kayce Freed, his two children, Elizabeth, 25, and Christopher, 23, and his sister, Sarah Jennings.

*The Brunette* 8/08/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-A photographer was standing outside a home which supposedly the Brit was attending a bridal shower Saturday evening. Brad Diaz was about 200 yards from the home's long driveway when he was shot in the leg by a BB gun. No one knows who fired it but who cares?
- Yet another celeb couple file for divorce.
-Did you know Marilyn Monroe cried tears of joy after her first orgasm?
-Seems someone's trying to pass herself off as Paris Hilton.
-Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight!

*The Brunette* 8/07/2005


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EVA LONGORIA IS A BIG BABY


Eva Longoria reportedly threw a Mariah when she was refused VIP entry in a night club in LA. A witness states that the Desperate Housewife "was demanding to be let in immediately. She was telling the doorman that she was a celebrity and wouldn't wait.
But she was told, 'You're no exception here. You have to wait in line behind the other 100 people'". However, Eva's publicist says otherwise, that she was only asking the doorman if the club was too full to let her and her three friends in and that Eva's too easy going to throw a tantrum over that.
How many celebrities are easy going?

*The Brunette* 8/05/2005


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A BLACK EYED PEES





No,no,no,no! Don't phunk with my heart!

*The Brunette* 8/02/2005


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BURBERRY BRUNETTE LOVES YOU SO LOVE HER BACK!

I want to give MK over at Popbites a royal hug and kiss for supporting Burberry Brunette. To the readers, I just want to say thank you for stopping by and please comment. The reason I do this is because I enjoy it and I love to entertain. I would really appreciate any feedback! Y'all come back now, ya hear!

*The Brunette* 8/02/2005


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MISS PIGGY QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"Never eat more than you can lift."
~Miss Piggy

*The Brunette* 8/02/2005


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TINY MORSELS OF FUN!

-Check out the fabulous new Coldplay video for 'Fix You' at www.coldplay.com. This song is UNBELIEVABLE and my absolute favourite!
-Guess what Fergie loves to eat for lunch?
-Eva Longoria apologizes to Jennifer Aniston after wearing a t-shirt with the words, "I'll have your baby, Brad" written on it. She said: "I do regret wearing it and I have written to Jennifer Aniston to express my sympathies over her marriage." Er...I have a LOT of writing to do...(Ananova)
-Sienna Miller's Diet Coke can auctioned on E-Bay at a starting price of $17,700.(Contact Music)
-What Jennifer Aniston has to say about her break-up.

*The Brunette* 8/02/2005


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Sillyness, Glamour and Hedonism

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