I've never been a fan of Diesel, nor their advertisments, but that's probably because I'm the Burberry Brunette, not the Diesel Brunette (sounds a bit milk-and-water, don't you agree?). Anyway, for some unascertained reason I'm drawn to these new ads. The thing is, I was downtown New York with the Olsen twins when all of a sudden, this naked dark man with a messenger bag grabs my new iPod Nano and runs away with it. Lucky for me, I ran track back in high school and caught up with him. NDM is waiting for the subway on 86th street, his back to me, and I reach into his messenger bag and then someone snaps a picture. The next thing I know, I'm hanging out with Kelly Clarkson a few days later and she's like, "Since you've been gone," and I'm like, "Oh my heck, that's my arm!" and we're both like, "Sweet".
*The Brunette* 9/12/2005