OH, JOHNNY!


Hi! Hello! My name is Burberry Brunette but you can just call me the Brunette. I've already left like, 25 messages on your cell, and you haven't returned any of my calls, but you must be working on Jackass or whatever it is you do now. My bed is really big and soft and and I just lost my teddy bear in the wash, THANKS TO CONSUELA, my housekeeper, so I need something else to cuddle with. Can I call you teddy, Johnny? I smell really good and I am quite flexible, so we can do all sorts of Kama Sutra-like positions is bed. But if you can't because, say, you're married and have a daughter or something, haha!,whatever. We'll go to the park and feed the seagulls instead. We don't have touch or anything....I promise...

*The Brunette* 9/08/2005


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Sex: Femme
*Burberry Brunette*


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