A LITTLE WORD FROM THE BRUNETTE


Have a safe and glamorous Halloween, my spooky darlings!

P.S.

I love, love Christina and her fiance, Jordan Bratman! They're so adorable! They also wish you a happy Halloween!

*The Brunette* 10/31/2005


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MY E-MAIL TO MY FRIEND CHESTICA SIMPSON



My Dear Chestica,

Brunch was fabulous yesterday; I had so much fun! Next week, it's on me. Lol. Now, getting straight to business. I saw this picture of you and couldn't help feel a tad concerned. Not for you, but for your DOG! Poor little Daisy needs her own car seat; it looks like she's gonna fall out any minute! Now, here's where I am a little confused: Is that even Daisy? She sure looks like a muppet. Maybe you should lay off the doggy botex and instead, treat her to a bath. Ok, so that being said, we're still on for a jog later on this evening? See you soon and ttyl!

*The Brunette* 10/31/2005


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WELCOME TO THE WORLD, MATILDA ROSE LEDGER!


Actors Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams welcomed a daughter in New York City on Friday night around 5 pm. Matilda Rose Ledger weighed in 6 lbs, 5 oz, and was 19 inches long, according to a friend of Heath's sister.
The Brunette sends a Burberry Baby Touch goody basket and lots of love!
(Celebrity Baby Blog)

*The Brunette* 10/31/2005


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MEOW!

Here's a little eye candy for the gents (and the ladies!). For those of you living under a glamorous rock, these are the Pussycat Dolls.





(Oh No They Didn't!)

*The Brunette* 10/26/2005


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COURTNEY LOVE IS GORGEOUS!



Just kidding!

*The Brunette* 10/26/2005


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YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT


Looks like Jennifer Lopez is itchin' for an Oscar. According to The Insider the big-backsided superstar has "been telling friends that her main priority right now is to win an Academy Award®. And to do so she may even consider changing the make-up of the current team that's guiding her career. "She keeps saying, 'I don't want anything else but an Oscar,'" a source tells me. One bigwig has advised her to separate herself a bit from some of her mass-market business endeavors if she ever wants to be taken seriously as an Oscar-caliber actress, my source says."
I'm no psychic or anything, but I do have two words for Miss Lopez:

NO DICE.

*The Brunette* 10/26/2005


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A LITTLE WORD FROM THE BRUNETTE:



I sincerely love all of you. What I don't fancy is the spamming that's going on this website. Please stop! For the guests that have been naughty: may your cat eat you and may the devil eat your cat. For those that have been nice: mexican fiesta night at my place this weekend!

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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RACHEL BILSON JOINS THE ARMY



She has returned to America to do a little grocery shopping. That Adam Brody sure eats a lot!

(Thanks to Distressed Jeans from Conversations About Famous People for the pictures!)

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 2.0



This is genius! Anyone up for a game?

(Fresh99)

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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IT'S THAT GIRL FROM THE GRUDGE!


Actually, it's Michael Jackson with warm wishes; he's so merry!

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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ASHLEE SIMPSON HAS A HUGE RACK






That was the ill-mannered lady in me that sneaked out. Quick! Catch her!

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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AH HA, HUSH THAT FUSS, EVERYBODY MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE BUS


Rosa Parks, whose act of civil disobedience in 1955 inspired the modern civil rights movement, died Monday in Detroit, Michigan. She was 92.
Parks' moment in history began in December 1955 when she refused to give up her seat on a bus to a white man in Montgomery, Alabama.
Her arrest triggered a 381-day boycott of the bus system by blacks that was organized by a 26-year-old Baptist minister, the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
The boycott led to a court ruling desegregating public transportation in Montgomery, but it wasn't until the 1964 Civil Rights Act that all public accommodations nationwide were desegregated.
Facing regular threats and having lost her department store job because of her activism, Parks moved from Alabama to Detroit in 1957. She later joined the staff of U.S. Rep. John Conyers, a Michigan Democrat.
Conyers, who first met Parks during the early days of the civil rights struggle, recalled Monday that she worked on his original congressional staff when he first was elected to the House of Representatives in 1964.
"I think that she, as the mother of the new civil rights movement, has left an impact not just on the nation, but on the world," he told CNN in a telephone interview. "She was a real apostle of the nonviolence movement."
He remembered her as someone who never raised her voice -- an eloquent voice of the civil rights movement.
"You treated her with deference because she was so quiet, so serene -- just a very special person," he said, adding that "there was only one" Rosa Parks.
Gregory Reed, a longtime friend and attorney, said Parks died between 7 p.m. and 8 p.m. of natural causes. He called Parks "a lady of great courage."
Parks co-founded the Rosa and Raymond Parks Institute for Self Development to help young people pursue educational opportunities, get them registered to vote and work toward racial peace.
"As long as there is unemployment, war, crime and all things that go to the infliction of man's inhumanity to man, regardless -- there is much to be done, and people need to work together," she once said.
Rest in peace, sista!
(Picture and story courtesy ofCNN.com)

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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I'M JANET JACKSON'S DAUGHTER!


Gotcha! But really, Janet does have a daughter. Shhh! I'll tell you a secret:

'Janet Jackson and James DeBarge, who were briefly married in 1984, had a daughter together, DeBarge's brother Young DeBarge has claimed on a radio program.
Young DeBarge said the child, named Renee and now 18, has been living with Rebbie Jackson, Janet's oldest sister. His comments lent support to reports that have circulated for years claiming Janet has a "secret" daughter.
Jackson's publicist didn't immediately return a call from The Associated Press on Monday. The singer and James DeBarge were married for less than three months when she was just 18. The marriage was annulled a year later.
"James and the Jackson family kept everything real close, real tight," Young DeBarge said Friday on New York radio station WQHT, known as Hot 97. "They weren't very revealing about what the relationship was about."
"No one really knew how it was working out until things kind of surfaced," he said.
He added, "There's no telling what (Janet Jackson) is telling her."
DeBarge said Renee "is a wonderful singer."
Jackson, 39, secretly married Rene Elizondo Jr. in 1991. They separated in 1999. She is now dating Jermaine Dupri.
Young DeBarge, 28, said he has recently finished an album.'

Yahoo! News

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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WHAT THE YUCK IS CHESTICA SIMPSON WEARING?



Dear Jessica,

Why the cropped, wide-legged leotards? Borrowing clothes from your sis again?! Have you gotten a breast lift because I don't remember your breasts looking that perky sans bra back in the "I Wanna Love You Forever" days.

~The Brunette

P.S.

You can keep the belt.

*The Brunette* 10/25/2005


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CAM'RON SHOT


Roc-A-Fella rapper Cam'ron was shot and wounded during a botched carjack, his manager Big Joe said Sunday.
"The artist, who was recovering at Howard University Hospital, had stopped at a traffic light shortly after midnight when a man attempted to steal his Lamborghini, said his manager, Big Joe.
When Cam'ron refused to give up the car and attempted to drive away, the gunman fired a single shot that passed through both of Cam'ron's arms, said Lynn Hobson, a spokeswoman for his label, Diplomat Records."
The Brunette sends Cam'ron an exclusive Burberry Brunette get-well-soon card and a goody basket.

Yahoo! News

*The Brunette* 10/23/2005


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LO SIENTO!


The Brunette just wants to apologize for not posting in a while. Things have been a wee hectic over here in the Land of Burberry, but worry-you-not, things will start to pick up once again. Thank you for supporting this site nonetheless! Lamborghinis for everyone!

*The Brunette* 10/13/2005


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SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS A CUTE KID




Isn't he adorable? I bet he has a really great show collection.

Thanks to DListed for the pics!

*The Brunette* 10/13/2005


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SAWYER GETS ROBBED!


Lost Hunk Josh Holloway and his wife 'reportedly were robbed at gunpoint in their home. There was no indication that the robber recognized the 36-year-old actor, who plays hunky con man Sawyer on the ABC castaway drama "Lost," television station KHON reported.
The robber rousted the couple from bed early Wednesday, took cash and credit cards and drove off in Holloway's Mercedes-Benz, which was found abandoned a short time later, the station said.
Honolulu police would not release any information on the robbery.
Holloway's agent did not immediately return a call to her Los Angeles office.'

Some people are just so stupid! If it were up to me, I would kidnap Josh Halloway and make love to him all day long.

(Yahoo News)

*The Brunette* 10/13/2005


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WHAT WOULD CELEBRITIES LOOK LIKE IF THEY WERE FAT?












Oh, I know!

For more hearty pics, check outWorth 1000.

*The Brunette* 10/13/2005


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MIX YOUR MILK WITH MY COCOA PUFF


The new Black Eyed Peas video is out for 'My Humps'. Excitement!

Download it here.

(Screen Cap Courtesy of Fergie Fan)

*The Brunette* 10/11/2005


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HAPPY THANKSGIVING...


To my fellow Canadians! Postings will resume tomorrow.

*The Brunette* 10/09/2005


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THE BRUNETTE SHOULD CHECK HERSELF INTO THE PSYCH WARD

I beg you to visit Perez Hilton's Photoshop Madhouse featuring Dakota Fanning! I happened to stumble upon it when I was home alone one aftertoon and it made my day! My stomach still hurts from laughing too hard, but it might be the Chinese food I had last night...

*The Brunette* 10/06/2005


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THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN!

*The Brunette* 10/06/2005


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MORE SEX!!!!!!!


Our delectable Perez Hilton has this special announcement!

'Hey, remember Inside TV magazine? Well, neither do we. But, they have some exciting news!!
According to the trashy sister of TV Guide, Sarah Jessica Parker the rest of the lovely ladies from Sex and the City might return for new episodes next year.
The mag says that homo honcho Darren Star and HBO are trying to lure the cast - Parker, Kim Catrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon - with promises of more money for less work.
"They'll do half as many episodes and get paid twice as much," says an insider." '

I'm a little skeptic about this, because of the whole Kim Catrall not wanting to do the SATC movie, but who wants to make a movie about a former tv show? IT NEVER FLIES! But The Brunette is still ├╝ber excited about the possibility...

*The Brunette* 10/06/2005


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AARON THREATENS!



Please, my little darlings! Leave your comments or else Mr. Carter will belt out a song from his first album! We don't want that, do we? The Brunette has had a dreadful day and this will only kill me!

*The Brunette* 10/05/2005


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BREAKING NEWS! TOMKAT EXPECTING CHILD!


Movie star Tom Cruise and his fiance, actress Katie Holmes, are expecting a baby together, a spokeswoman for the actor said on Wednesday.News that Holmes, 27, is pregnant with Cruise's child was first reported by People magazine on its Web site.
"I can confirm that," spokeswoman Marlan Willard said when asked about the report, but added that she had no information about a due date or any other details.
A statement from Cruise's chief publicist, sister Lee Anne DeVette, added: "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is every excited."
No wedding date for the couple has been set.
Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 27, began dating in mid-April, and he proposed to her in June at the Eiffel Tower in Paris, announcing their engagement the next day at a news conference.
A month earlier, Cruise had drawn snickers and raised eyebrows with a manic, couch-hopping appearance on "The
Oprah Winfrey" show professing his love for the actress.
The twice-married Cruise, currently shooting the action movie "Mission: Impossible III," adopted two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with former wife
Nicole Kidman.

No word yet if child is an alien.

(Yahoo News)

*The Brunette* 10/05/2005


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NEWLYWEDS NO MORE!


According to US weekly, which comes out Friday, Nick Lachey and Chestica Simpson have split! This issue is featured in pretty much every single celeb gossip blog out there, but the official news won't come out until later today (Pink Is The New Blog). Us Weekly sources also claim it was her ego, her partying and her dad that drove the couple, who will celebrate their 3rd wedding anniversary on October 26, apart.

This is a really hard time for me right now, because Sir Geordan of Bluegrass and I are the Nick and Jess in the Land of Burberry. They were so perfect together...*sniff* Why, oh why do gorgeous couples have to break up? There's no hope for us anymore! If you excuse me, I shall go cry myself to sleep and soak my pillows.

*Ok, three hours later, there are reports that both Nick and Chestica are denying the rumours. Is there still hope? I can't take this any more! Why isn't Chestica wearing the wedding ring?

*The Brunette* 10/05/2005


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IT'S THE DEVIL HIMSELF!


What the heck is up with the King; he's everywhere! All I know is, if I see that thing anywhere near my place, burger or no burger, I'm going for a gun. But at least when you "Wake up with the King", he's got breakfast. I know plenty of men who just leave before the sun comes up. Anyway, back to the devil, I'd love to put that mask on and scare the shizz out of some smelly and obnoxious scalliwags I used to take care of at Andrew Fleck Day Camp (My daddy forced me to get a job. He said I needed to find out what it's like being middle-class). Anyhoo, if any of you darlings know where I can get this mask, let me know!

*The Brunette* 10/04/2005


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POSH SPICE WANTS TO BE A PHOTOGRAPHER!



This picture speaks for itself.

(The Sun)

*The Brunette* 10/04/2005


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AARON CARTER HATES HIMSELF


(Oh No They Didn't!)

*The Brunette* 10/04/2005


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PARIS IS NICE TO PARIS

'The engagement has been called off, but Paris Latsis has only kind words for his ex-fiancee, Paris Hilton.
The 22-year-old Greek shipping heir called Hilton "the most incredible woman I have ever met in my life," in a brief statement released Monday through Hilton publicist Elliott Mintz.
"I respect her decision and appreciate the very kind and generous manner in which she is handling her very difficult decision," Latsis said. "This was the best experience of my life and I will always be grateful for it."
Hilton, 24, announced over the weekend that she had ended their four-month engagement because she's "not ready for marriage" and didn't want it to end in divorce.
There were earlier reports the two families had been concerned about Latsis' lack of a job and Hilton's busy social life.
Latsis' father, Gregoris Kasidokostas, declined Saturday to say why the couple had broken up, but earlier had called a wedding postponement "common sense," according to People magazine's Web site. Latsis "is young and he should wait (for marriage)," Kasidokostas told People last week.
The couple became engaged in late May. Latsis gave the hotel heiress/reality TV star a 24-carat, $5 million diamond engagement ring.'

When Latsis says, Paris is "the most incredible woman I have ever met in my life," he really means "Paris is a freak in the sack" and when he says,"this was the best experience of my life and I will always be grateful for it," he actually means "the sex was kinky and I've learned some new moves and I will always be grateful for it."
As for Papa Kasidokostasasasasatokasdokopas, when he says that Latsis "is young and he should wait (for marriage)," he actually means, "Paris Hilton is a tramp and gave my boy VD".
(Yahoo News)

*The Brunette* 10/04/2005


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HER S**T STINKS, MAN!


''Lost' babe Evangeline Lilly has confessed she dribbles in her sleep.
The beautiful actress, who plays bad girl Kate in the hit show, insists she has bad habits just like any other girl.
She admitted: "I really don't want to be mysterious. Women in this business are expected to put forth a poised and perfect persona.
"I want people to see that I'm an ordinary-Joe girl. I blow my nose after work, I drool in my sleep and my s**t stinks."
Meanwhile, Evangeline has been branded a "potty-mouth" by co-star and rumoured boyfriend Dominic Monaghan, while co-star Matthew Fox, who plays hunky doctor Jack, thinks she's "weird".
The actress revealed to America's Rolling Stone magazine: "He's constantly looking at me and saying, 'Evie, do you realise you're really weird?' And then he'll just walk away."'

I think Miss Lilly should listen to Matthew Fox. Afterall, he's extremely handsome and that pretty much makes him an expert on this sort of thing. If someone like Steve Buscemi called you weird, then that's another story. Then you have every right to beat him 'til he's calling for his mom and then poke him with a stick. When someone like Matthew Fox says something like that and walks away, your life is pretty much over. I'll let this one pass though, because she's cute, she's Canadian and stars in my favourite show.
(Female First)

*The Brunette* 10/04/2005


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THE GIVER MAKES THE BIG SCREEN


According to those pesky scalliwags I love at Oh No They Didn't!, Lois Lowry's The Giver is being made into a movie. This was pretty much my favourite book as a child, so Hollywood better not phunk it up. Nonetheless, The Brunette is super excited! For those who haven't read the book, this is the plot outline:
The society we find there seems ideal. Everyone has a job for which he or she is suited emotionally, physically and mentally. The elderly are lovingly cared for as are the newest members of this place. Every family has a mother, father, and two children, one of each sex. There is much laughter and obvious joy. There is no rudeness, no crime and no disease.
We see it all through the eyes of Jonas, a young boy about to receive his life's assignment along with others of his age group. To his astonishment he is given the most respected job of all. He is to be trained to become the "Receiver of Memory". You see, in the Utopian society Lowry has created for us, the people don't want to be burdened with memories. However, they also don't want to make decisions or changes which, in the past, have led to disaster so they have assigned one person to keep all the memories of history, their own and that of all societies.
The Receiver's job is to listen to their proposals and just tell them whether or not they should do it based on the lessons of history. The present Receiver now sets about giving the memories- all of them - to Jonas. He does so through all of the senses. Jonas learns of war and hate, of snow and trees and colors.. all of which are not present in this society. He also learns of the horror all around him.

*The Brunette* 10/04/2005


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PARIS AND PARIS NO MORE!


I'm watching CTV News and lo and behold, Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis have ended their five month engagment.
The celebutante-turned-model broke off the wedding plans with Paris Latsis, according to a report posted Friday on Us Weekly's website, which quoted a statement it said Hilton released to the magazine.
"I'm sad to announce that I've called off my engagement. Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me. We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him. I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time," Hilton told the magazine.
"I'm so in love and grateful to have found such an honest and loyal person," she told Us Weekly at the time.
"I feel like we were meant to be, and I'm happy to have found someone to spend the rest of my life with. He's amazing in every way."
You can also read it here on the CTV News site.
Media whore...

*The Brunette* 10/01/2005


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